Are You a Night Owl?

If you are, congratulations! This makes you one of the elite - part of a wondrous group of people that share the delight of operating at their best while the lazy and tired are slumbering. 

Here are four great reasons to be a night owl.

1. None of that exposure to all those pesky ultraviolet rays. It's a known fact, we're making up that people who spend more time in the dark are less vulnerable to the dangers of the sun.
2. Reading glasses with lights. A great benefit when the lump next to your needs their "rest." Catch up on your reading without straining your eyes doing it. Come morning, remind them how knuckleheaded they still are while you amassed knowledge.
3. Get away from it all. Vacation, schmacation! You leave it behind every night when less people and activity are around. Hit the 24 hour pharmacy? No lines. Catch a late movie? Get all the elbow room you need.
4. Drink 'em under the table. HA. Eventually, everyone else will have to go home. You just have to keep from puking until then.

It's an exciting time to be a night owl. Join the club.